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The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

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How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

agentbering:

#are you sure you want to go there

Okay I’ll need the surface area of that fine truck of yours and 50 boxes of permanent markers and probably some guy to watch for duplicates which is highly unlikely.

agentbering:

#are you sure you want to go there

Okay I’ll need the surface area of that fine truck of yours and 50 boxes of permanent markers and probably some guy to watch for duplicates which is highly unlikely.

(Source: cough182)

thedoctorisaravenclaw:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

ok normally I would tag this instead of commenting it but I amd angry because looked for a long time and there are not kit kats in the vending machine

thedoctorisaravenclaw:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

ok normally I would tag this instead of commenting it but I amd angry because looked for a long time and there are not kit kats in the vending machine

(Source: everytimeidiabetes)